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Bill In Heaven
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's
sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from
CFCs and that if anymore freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die." God
thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left." God then addresses Bill
Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?" Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think
people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell
someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a few second and says, "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right." God then
address Bill Gates. "Bill Gates, what do you believe?" Bill Gates said, "I believe you're in my chair."
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10 Commandments
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I am thy DOS, thou shall have no OS before me, unless Bill Gates gets a cut of the profits
therefrom.
Thy DOS is a character based, single user, single tasking, standalone operating system. Thou shall
not attempt to make DOS network, multitask, or display a graphical user interface, for that would
be a gross hack .
Thy hard disk shall never have more than 1024 sectors. You don't need that much space anyway.
Thy application program and data shall all fit in 640K of RAM. After all, it's ten times what you had
on a CP/M machine. Keep holy this 640K of RAM, and clutter it not with device drivers, memory
managers, or other things that might make thy computer useful.
Thou shall use the one true slash character to separate thy directory path. Thou shall learn and love
this character, even though it appears on no typewriter keyboard, and is unfamiliar.Standardization
on where that character is located on a computer keyboard is right out .
Thou shall edit and shuffle the sacred lines of CONFIG.SYS and AUTOEXEC.BAT until DOS
functions adequately for the likes of you. Giving up in disgust is not allowed.
Know in thy heart that DOS shall always maintain backward compatibility to the holy 2.0 version,
blindly ignoring opportunities to become compatible with things created in the latter half of this
century. But you can still run WordStar 1.0
Improve thy memory, for thou shall be required to remember that JD031792.LTR is the letter that
you wrote to Jane Doe three years ago regarding the tax deductible contribution that you made to
her organization. The IRS Auditor shall be impressed by thy memory as he stands over you
demanding proof .
Pick carefully the names of thy directories, for renaming them shall be mighty difficult. While you're
at it, don't try to relocate branches of the directory tree, either.
Learn well the Vulcan Nerve Pinch (ctrl-alt-del) for it shall be thy saviour on many an occasion.
Believe in thy heart that everyone reboots their OS to solve problems that shouldn't occur in the first
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